Layoffs at Athens World

Due to the difficult economic environment, the Athens World blog is being forced lay off 40% of its electrons that do the work of delivering our stories through the series of tubes that make up the Internet. The remaining electrons will have to pick up the slack by working at higher energy levels, though some responsibilities will be outsourced to lower-paid neutrinos overseas. We are committed to delivering the same level of service to our loyal readers who accidentally find our blog by searching Google for "teacup bird feeders" or "room raiders georgia."