2009-04-01

Layoffs at Athens World

Due to the difficult economic environment, the Athens World blog is being forced lay off 40% of its electrons that do the work of delivering our stories through the series of tubes that make up the Internet. The remaining electrons will have to pick up the slack by working at higher energy levels, though some responsibilities will be outsourced to lower-paid neutrinos overseas. We are committed to delivering the same level of service to our loyal readers who accidentally find our blog by searching Google for "teacup bird feeders" or "room raiders georgia."

4 comments:

Tim said...

You can't do it. I have two kids...Well, they both graduated from UGA but still.... I have some shovel ready posts I am working on. If I get laid off, there goes your shot at TARP money.

Kaitlyn Dennihy said...

Love it. Happy April Fools.

robin said...

hahaha. ;-D

Paul said...

That explains the sunburn I've gotten- higher energy electrons. Hmm, might explain my hair falling out too.