Prophet Charles

He said his name was "Charles, Prophet Charles." He lives in a tent and ministers full-time, though he is infinitely better groomed than your average tent dweller. He said he was going downtown to spread the Word. He explained that he gets money by simply finding it on the sidewalk downtown -- presumably dropped by drunk people -- and sometimes it's huge wads of cash. God tells him where to walk to find it. I've certainly never found anything more than a dime downtown, so who am I to doubt his divine influence.

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