Dude, steal my car
One late afternoon last year, while working downtown, I parked my car on Hancock Avenue at City Hall. When I returned half an hour or more later, I found I had left my keys in the ignition. Since I have an anti-lockout feature, the door was left unlocked, too. I was glad to find nothing stolen (like the car) since that was practically an open invitation in the light of things that happen downtown, such as the time one guy left his car overnight and found it turned over upside on its roof later.